-egao:

quRL u R okAY!!11

u s0 pERF

i promise i’ll treat chu beTTER gurl

take me bACK soBS

should i

should i really

will you let me belly dance

and call you dadDY

-egao:

baBY i was kiDDING about you being frEE okAY

QURL U S0 EXPENSIVE

LIKE

$2078581903457 OKAY

NOW LOVE ME

qood because dis qurl

/spinz around

is worth all da moneYZ okeY

hmmm idk should I you’ve been pretty cruel l8ly 

-egao:

of coURSE it didNT

i don’t just belly dance for anyone you kn0

so pay up hoNEY i’M eXPENSIVE